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Some interesting police beats

Even though I’m graduated and moved away from BYU, I still enjoy reading Police Beat published in the daily school newspaper. Here are some of my favorites (with commentary) from this summer.

June 27 :
A radar detector worth $140 was stolen from the owner’s car in the Wymount Terrace parking lot. The owner claims the car was locked.

If this was your car, how would you explain to the police why you would even have a radar detector in the first place?
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July 7, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Categories: BYU, Funny

Overprotective father

I saw this in a recent BYU Police Beat:

April 8: The father of a student called BYU police when he had not heard from his daughter for four days. BYU police called the student and told her to call her father.

Four days! What will happen to this father guy if the girl ever leaves on a mission for 18 months?

April 22, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Categories: BYU, Funny

Reasons why it stinks to be an engineering student at BYU

A WIRED.com post (also posted to Slashdot.org) gave 5 reasons why it stinks to be an engineering student. I’ve decided to list each reason and give a letter grade to BYU on how they appeared to do while I was in the program. If you want to rant about your education, here is your chance. Higher grades indicate a better student experience.

5. Textbooks Quality: B-. I’ve had some great textbooks which the professors used well and still are used by me today. I also had some classes where I was provided only with an electronic copy of a manuscript that the professor was putting together.

4. Encouraging Professors: C+. The WIRED post presented the problem as, “A professor that would rather be tending to his research will walz up to a blackboard or overhead projector and scribble out equations for an hour.” About half of my professors seemed to do this to some degree, and several of which had severe problems with this. There were a few professors who seemed burdened to be having to teach an undergraduate class, they would rather be working on research, and you would never see them attempt to interact with students outside of the three lecture hours a week. However, there were some professors who made every effort to get to know their students by name and do whatever it took to help them succeed.

3. Quality Counseling: B+. I found that there were many great counselors who were very skilled, approachable, and available. I only gave a B+ grade because in my experiences, I found that these counselors did better with course work academic counseling and were not so pro-active at personalized career counseling. I also didn’t give an A grade because those seem to impossible to earn at BYU.

2. Reasonable grades: C-. Engineering classes are just plain harder than classes in other majors. I always found it amusing when taking a class from a different department (not math) and was able to put in less work for a better grade when compared with an engineering class. Anti-grade-inflation tactics are well employed in engineering classes, where students compete harder for lower grades than students in other disciplines.

1. Interesting assignments: C. The complaint being, “Every assignment feels the same.” Homework assignments were often many page, green engineering paper, math problems. Varied labs and coding assignments made things interesting sometimes, but it seemed like the hard work-out problems from the text book were never-ending and downright miserable compared to the homework I saw my non-engineering friends do.

Bonus reason, girls: D. I’ve been in classes where there were no girls at all, and I’ve been in classes where the only girl was my sister. On average, there might be one girl to twenty guys. Without even touching on the limits this puts on dating, having fewer girls around just adds less excitement and variety.

Overall GPA: 2.17. If these grades get any lower, engineering classes would have to be put on academic warning status. These grades aren’t to say that engineering is bad, or to discourage people from entering an engineering field. Its just illustrating that engineering is hard. BYU’s use of student teaching assistants could especially be a source of many problems, especially as these TAs create an inappropriate buffer between the students from the professors.

March 24, 2008 at 11:52 am
Categories: BYU

Campus theft

I was reading the Police Beat in today’s edition of The Daily Universe, and I saw this entry about a man who got his wallet stolen:

Nov. 5-6: A 26-year-old male reported his wallet stolen after using it at the Creamery on Ninth East. His driver’s license, an American Express card, two debit cards, two credit cards and two Victoria’s Secret gift cards were in the wallet when it was stolen.

Emphasis added.

December 7, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Categories: BYU, Funny

Working at BYU while schooling at BYU

Today at work, my boss told me about some new student employment policy changes coming into effect for Winter Semester 2008. I haven’t been able to verify these, but student employees at BYU should inquire if they think these changes will effect them.
Continue reading Working at BYU while schooling at BYU…

December 5, 2007 at 2:35 am
Categories: BYU

mtn. announcers are dumb

Unlike last year, this year I was able to attend the BYU vs. Utah game, and it was incredible. I was re-watching a recording of the end of this year’s game from Saturday, and with 1:13 left in the game, 4th down and 19 to go, the announcers made this comment:

Final play of the game offensively for BYU…

The actual last offensive play of the game for BYU came some 35 seconds of play clock later, as Max Hall threw a two point conversion pass to Collie just after Unga ran the ball in for a touch down, giving BYU a 7 point lead.

Please, announcers on the mtn. channel, don’t say a play is the last of the game unless it actually is.

November 26, 2007 at 3:17 am
Categories: BYU, Sports

Utes and Cheerios

Here is another University of Utah Joke:

Q: What is the difference between the U. of U. football team and a bowl of Cheerios?

A: The Cheerios belong in a bowl!

November 21, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Categories: BYU, Funny

Pizza and a Ute

This is one of my favorites:

Q: What is the difference between a U of U graduate and a large pizza?

A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.

November 20, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Categories: BYU, Funny

Keep an eye out for Utes

With the football game this week, BYU is stepping up security on campus. You can help by keeping an eye out for Utes that may be wanting to vandalize campus. This joke may help you to identify a Ute on campus:

Q: Why do University of Utah fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

November 19, 2007 at 1:06 am
Categories: BYU, Funny

Cougar and Ute

In honor of the Utah-BYU rivalry, here is a joke that I found:

Q. What is the difference between a Cougar and a Ute?

A. They both applied to BYU.

November 18, 2007 at 3:05 am
Categories: BYU, Funny

Is it Christmas already?

I was walking through the student center of BYU the other day, and I noticed that they had some of their Christmas decorations up already. This happened more than 50 days before Christmas! It used to be that the Christmas season started with Thanksgiving, but apparently this year it is starting with Halloween. I’ve even seen Christmas merchandise appear in some stores already too.
Christmas trees

November 6, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Categories: BYU, Photos

BYU continues to block YouTube

Brigham Young University’s Internet filters continue to block the popular video sharing website, YouTube. BYU blocks the site completely “because it allows inappropriate sexual media throughout its URLs,” according to an article in the student newspaper. I appreciate that BYU wants to block inappropriate content, but YouTube contains so many videos that it is unreasonable to block all of YouTube content because there might be a few bad videos. Likewise you could argue, that BYU should block the whole Internet because there are a few bad sites.

By blocking YouTube, BYU is prohibiting students from accessing great video content. For example, recently The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the sponsoring organization for BYU, has published public affairs videos on YouTube that show Church Leader Elder Ballard explaining church beliefs. Students trying to access this content from BYU campus Internet are blocked from the site.

BYU blocks YouTube

Other educational materials are also on YouTube. Recently, UC Berkeley started posting full lecture videos online. So far, they’ve posted over 300 hours of video taped lectures online for free access to the public. These lectures could help BYU students supplement their own studies, except that BYU blocks the UC Berkeley’s YouTube site.

BYU’s efforts to block video content come in addition to Google’s own safe-search program anyway, which limits access to inappropriate “adult” material. Why does BYU feel they need to be extra restrictive about YouTube? When does blocking bad content at the consequence of blocking good content go too far?

October 16, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Categories: BYU, Internet

My DARPA team is a semifinalist

Congratulations to the University of Utah and BYU DARPA Urban Grand Challenge team. DARPA has selected 36 teams as semifinalists to compete, and the U/Y team is one of them.

The University and Utah and BYU teamed up about a month ago to work collectively on their entry, and now they will compete in October for one of the 20 finalist spots.

I participated with the team up until a month ago, when my classwork and finances dictated a smaller contribution of time to the project.

You can read the slashdot news article about it.

August 9, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Categories: BYU

New CD album out for EcEn 313

There is a new musical group in the BYU electrical engineering program. Their name is,
The MidBand, and their new album is called, decibels. Here is a list of track titles:

  1. Twenty log wha?
  2. Induced Comer
  3. The Selfridgister
  4. Bored room analysis
  5. I’ve got a periodic table in my pocket
  6. J-maginary
  7. I’ve got a tackle box, but I ain’t goin’ fishin’ (country rmx)
  8. C-, it’s good enough for me
  9. Jack’D
  10. Somtimes, always or never
  11. We’re Comer and Comer

I hear their next album with be greedy with sound quality and be called, Gain.

June 8, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Categories: BYU, Funny

Test procrastination

Today is the last day of finals, and I’m done. But as of this point, if you’re not done, and you have a test in the testing center, you are in trouble. I’ve never seen a longer line for the testing center. The line is out the door. It is past the Brimhall building. It goes past the McKay building. It is almost to the JFSB. I wonder what happens if they go to close tonight and there is still a huge line.

April 25, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Categories: BYU

Rex Lee Run 2007

Every year BYU in Provo, Utah hosts a run around campus to raise money for cancer research. It is named the Rex Lee Run, after one of BYU’s former presidents, Rex Lee, who died from cancer. It is one of the most popular races in Provo. Last year there were over 2000 runners.

This year’s race is slated for this Saturday. The weather is suppose to be pretty decent and I’m predicting a great run.

I operate the Rex Lee Run website, where you may sign up online.

March 19, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Categories: BYU, Health
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