Jacob’s Blog

I found this in a magazine and I really liked it:

Remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

–Henry Ford

Its long, curly and soft

–Carson about his chest hair.

Time is funny. We are always running out of it, yet there is always more.

In one of my computer engineering classes, we were briefly talking about Microsoft. My professor make a comment, “I’ve actually seen some Microsoft software work,” which spurred a debate about what that software could be: minesweeper, paint, or hearts.

Finally, the conversation ended with my professor saying, “I shouldn’t say that, some of you will probably go work for the evil empire.”

Do squirrels excite you?

–Emily

I finally figured out what JFSB stands for:

Just Finish the Stupid Building

Everytime I eat an otter pop, I think: man, this is so wholesome.

–Hyrum

Fine tip. I do. I’m a snob about it. Have I hassled you before. Like what? Like when I told Many she was suppose to say michevious. Well I just thought it would make you enjoy the experience more. I am. I’m a snob in many ways. Its nothing to be proud of and its nothing to be ashamed of either.

It landed up. Oo. Thats cool. Oo, maybe I should. Nah, nah, I was going to do this. You have a problem there Ike-a-roo.

No, if you put a rubbish comment… I said rubbish. Coooool. I don’t have a purple marker, nor would there be purple coming out. I have colored pencils too. Do you see how well pencils show up. I have nothing to say to you. Ok, thats right, post that.

Probability in itself is a little squishy.

–Dr. Frost

I leave at 6 oclock in the morning. You guys, we saw the scariest move. Holy cow. We saw the forgotten. Holy scariness. I haven’t seen the grudge yet. I’m waiting for it to come to the dollar theater. I doubt it.

The ring scared me half to death. No I’m sure she moved some. The ring gave me nightmares for a month. This was a mess with your mind kind of move. It was so scary. Don’t tell me about it because I want to see it still. Dude, ok, in this movie, in this movie, people got sucked into the sky, yeah.

They got like sucked into the sky. She was like sitting there talking to people, then whoosh.

It just randomly happens, and its freakly, and they just fly away, and you’re like, where are they going? Not really.

You kind of like that, not really.

Yeah

Its creepy.

Holy cow.

You have to see the movie. No, its not like an alien movie. Its not like you would think. Its really scary. Ok, I need to go finish packing and go to bed. Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Thats a funny movie. We say, oh my gosh. You know the Christmas with the Kranks or something, we saw a preview tonight, the whole picture was flipped opside-down and it played backwars, it rocked. It was great, it was really funny. Then we got scared out of our minds.

I’m not like super into scary movies. I don’t think it was going to be that scary, but it freaked me out. I want to see… Sick. That is the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen in my life. That movie, my family, they showed it on TV, its like the biggest joke in my family. Its ridiculous. Its not even funny.

You want some. ok. We should be watching the country music station. That movie wasn’t even sad Michelle. I’m just kidding. When deacon died…. Finals are over Jacob, I can dance around the kitchen. My hands all wet.

I love you Jeffy. Are you typing everything I’m saying. Good. Goodness.

Those are Jeff’s shoes. Jeffs a small boy. Size 9 isn’t that big for guys is it? Your dad does? Fourteen? Ooo.

Michelle… do you want to donate some graham crackers to the cause? Who’s are these? Whose sunglasses are these? Ok, we need some light action in the living room. Can we use your hot chocolate Jeff? Cause I just opened it. Cause I just opened it. Whoops.

I had so much fun quoting Michelle, that I tried the same thing with Jeff.

What? Can you read. I don’t know. Dang good wrapping job if you ask me. No, just embarrased. Soon you will feel violated Sean. Hang in there bud. Ok. Yeah. I’m sure he….

So who go the minute maid. Now I have to get minute maid now.

Ange, do you want a minute maid, lemonade, how about a via.

Well, if this isn’t random, I know know what is. I decided to quote Michelle. Everything she said for about two minutes I wrote. Here it is.

Michelle is nice. Ok, now you just decide what to write.

Sean, what are you doing. Why do you do our dishes all the time. Like everytime you come over here. Ok, these chees is probably rotten. It smells.

Well, Huh? Its missing three wheels. Oh, we love the chair. Its not apt 169 without the chair. It this it? Oh, yeah, its definately it.

Yeah. Thats part of us now too. Wow. I don’t want to say anything now because it will sound weird. Ok, well, I’m going to go back now eight more things. Oh, I don’t know.